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How dirty are you?
What does sex mean to you: making babies with the one you love, or exploring what can be done with orifices and bits of battery-operated latex? Take our quiz and discover just how filthy you really are.

By Jane Hoskyn

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1. You're chatting to a gorgeous stranger in the pub. What's your attention focused on?
  His sexy voice
  Your efforts not to babble like a crush-struck teenager
  How much beer he's putting away rather quickly. Eww...
  The gentle confidence with which his full lips suck on his beer and how they'd feel inside your knickers
  The skin of his neck and how much you'd like to kiss it
 
2. You're at a busy bus stop and your new man moves in for a kiss. You...
  Get stuck in and miss the bus
  Are delighted that he's cool with public displays of affection
  Are embarrassed by his public ardour, but have a quick kiss to avoid hurting his feelings
  Stop him and feel hurt that he could embarrass you like that in public
  Push yourself up against him and start rubbing. The old ladies will never notice
 
3. You're in the shower before a first date. What's your shaving strategy?
  You don't shave your legs, because you want to discourage yourself from spending the night and wrecking your chances of seeing him again
  Why shave? You're not going out in a bikini, for heaven's sake
  DIY Brazilian. You're a dab hand
  You shave all the usual bits and exfoliate your bum
  You shave your legs so you can play footsie-with-leg-rubbing under the pub table
 
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